Gophers were put on earth to torment and afflict man.
If I could kill the last gopher on earth, I would.
Don't break the wand!
It's not the trailer place! It's the equipment yard.
Weed patrol is getting dangerously close.
Casey, Casey sucks wind. . .
(On the last day of his senior year) Jeffrey, you'd better hurry up or you'll miss the bus!
(On a holiday) Jeffrey, go get the mail!
Go get some jugs, Jeff! Mom wants you to go get some jugs.
Kakakakakakaka Kelby!
(One year into his mission) CONRAD!!!! Is the pickup still stuck?
Ya'll need to go and straighten that wheelline.
Kiss my what?
Horsefeathers!
When in doubt, sack out.
You're throwing up a smokescreen.
Quit the gain-saying!
The whole fam-damily's here.
It's five o'clock. It shouldn't be a surprise.
It's ten o'clock. It shouldn't be a surprise.
What do we do every day at this time?
Hey hey hey! We don't do that. It's inappropriate.
Whadja buy that for?
I'm fat, but at least I'm good looking.
What's the matter? Your arms painted on?
Jiminy Christmas.
That's for sure.
Ya BUM!
Great. Here comes Fred. What's Fred want?
Don't ride out through the field. It's okay if I do, ‘cause I'm the boss.
Fill up the backpack-sprayer.
Come help me put the dualies on.
Time to scrub the barn. The inspector is coming today.
Good thing the inspector's not here.
That's when you break stuff.
Go get me a 9/16 th wrench. And get the ratchet. And get me a big screwdriver.
I always have to fix stuff. I spend half my time fixing stuff.
Now there's a good-looking cow.
Well, next time you have somewhere to go I'm going to just go slow.
When I come visit I'm going to pee all over the seat and jump on the furniture.